"secret weapon here is Kotzian, bringing depth and charm..."
-DC Theatre Scene
Oh hi! Welcome.
You're probably here cause you wanna know a little more about me. Right?
Well, I suppose I can make that happen.
Grew up one of five kids. I'll let you guess which one. But I will say I'm the most fun one.*
DIY cocktail maker.
Famous for my paleo pancakes. And have been know to flip the most carb-loving skeptic into a paleo pancake eating machine. Will I share my recipe?**
Biggest fan of my nieces, until we're playing a board game or having a snow ball fight, then you can guarantee I will win.
Always up for a dance party.
One word. Coffee.
If I run past you in Prospect Park, say hi next time, k?
Oh and I'm an actor. But that's kind of why you're here, isn't it.
*all statements have gone through the most rigorous fact checking
**probably not
“Marta Kotzian evokes both the needy and steely sides...”
